Fact of the Day:
My gal pal from poly sms me last evening informing me of the death of her grandma, I was speechless. Don’t even know howda console her – her mum passed away 2 – 3 months ago.

An irritating incident happened to me last Thursday morning – the day I woke up at an unearthly hour and complain the hell of it. Till today, a week later, the after effects are still echoing in the air like it was 8.30am again 7th September 2006. I should have gotten over it but then I realized I’m still dangling on the strands of the insults while the person who started it, fled like a farter in the lift and turned around to point at someone else who juz so happened to have eaten some beans for lunch.

I would not repeat the entire incident over again here however, I do like to clarify some facts about myself, since I’ve decided that the next time such a thing happen again, I’ll not be a door mat. I WILL SNAP.

1. I do so dislike early mornings.
Most people I’ve worked with realized this. I hardly ever like to speak before 10am. To me, any time before that is as unearthly as 4am to most suit wearing, heels clicking employees. Therefore, don’t bother me – not even on msn – unless you’re coming in on peaceful terms.

2. I’m neither blind, dumb nor deaf, I do know what’s going on around me without the need to ask but ain’t that most people?
Therefore, don’t ask how I know when the news is spinning from the mouths of the people sitting behind me at different times of the day.

3. If I’m not answering you straight, I’m never gonna give you an answer.
But then again, isn’t that as normal as drinking when you’re thirsty? Isn’t it public, normal, common courtesy not to keep probing, regardless of nature and content of question unless you’re a CID, paid to do it by shinning a light bulb at people in a dark room, which I’ll have no choice but to give in? You won’t want me to pry your secrets open either would you?

4. Juz coz I don’t give you an answer doesn’t give you rights to try insults.
By insults I juz mean foul mouthing me – not trying to kiss me with a mouth full of onions either. It includes demeaning remarks. I’ve got an ego problem, asking me not so innocently if I’m eating grass for lunch everyday in the absence of a striving income is considered an insult!

5. My patience and time is limited to 2 of your wonderful “achievements” every month in bits and pieces.
Going on and on and on, typing chunks of latest “achievements” in msn pisses me off. Allow me to explain. I’m not being mean. I do celebrate the triumphs of friends and relatives so very often and yes, you can show off. Juz don’t come with the intention of putting me down. My patience for that is limited. I’ll let you speak/type your heart out and on a peaceful day, I’ll excuse myself and block you off. Don’t try me on a bad day.

Mix the 5 together and you’ll get extremely cranky me. The person who did all 5 to me was lucky it was morning and my mind wasn’t as clear. He/She was also really lucky that I’m a peaceful person despite my extremely opposite looking image.

Do understand that I’ll never grab your legs off the stage therefore don’t do the same to me. That’s not very friendly at all. I’m more likely to punch you in the eye and that is all.